@rod419 said in Noob Dilemma: No IPV4 address/No SSIDs Showing up:
Also I can't seem to SSH from my PC, regardless of what IP I use.
Well, if there is no network configured it's not possible to use SSH to the PI, unless you have a wired connection. If you have one, then you first need to enable SSH, since it's disabled by default - use the raspi-config script (see here).
Remember that the PI 3 only connects over 2.4Ghz, so if your access point only works in 5Ghz, then you'll not see the SSID. This happened to me the other day. Maybe the external wireless adapter has 5Ghz support and that's why it's able to connect.
Here is a Wireless configuration guide for the PI - including command to scan for SSIDs and configure the wireless from command line.