I'll have to wait a few days or so and see how this all works out. The USB adapter is Amazon, so fast, but the SFC controller is eBay, so you know. The seller claims the crack does not in any way affect the controller's actual usage. From the pictures it may be fine as long as it's sufficiently glued (and presumably it already is.) I prefer not to give out my address unless I get downright desperate anyway and the controller was the cheaper part of the two. I do still really thank you for the offer though.
You know, even though I'm going to do that and hopefully solve the problem in a bit of a roundabout non-solving manner, I am still sort of curious about the iBuffalo. Given that a powered USB hub might help one person and that sort of thing, I sort of wonder if it could be more of an issue of something like it actually doesn't use enough power. Maybe the powered hub compensates by being more consistent in handling its lower power usage. It makes me sort of wonder: what would happen if you increased its usage just a bit, maybe getting it closer to 10mA? Perhaps some sort of resistor placed somewhere or something like this? Given that I bought one of these specifically to dedicate to the RPi and they are already modified (I trimmed down the turbo and clear buttons to be less than flush with the casing so they absolutely can't be pressed by accident under any circumstances -- though if I push down with a finger I can still do it if I really want which I likely never will) I sort of wouldn't mind if I had to do something like that, but honestly I have no clue what to really do in that respect.
EDIT: I tested the Saturn-style USB gamepad I had found (hate that 8-way, but it works) and it came up as 2mA idle as well. So I guess it's not power usage since it's the same. I have no clue why the heck the RPi produces this problem and a PC does not.
I got the adapter and SFC gamepad, so I'll be giving them a try on the RPi later. They work great on a PC in an initial test other than the gamepad being pretty old and worn (the d-pad in particular doesn't have the snap to it that it should. I wish I could switch these from the iBuffalo but of course they're quite different on the inside.)